Some Questiony Survey Thing

THREE WAYS I AM STILL A KID:
1. I like Transformers
2. I like to play video games
3. I like dick and fart jokes
THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD:
1. I don’t like kids and their long hair
2. My ten year high school reunion just passed
3. My body aches in places it never has before
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO:
1. Deploy in the fall
2. Pay off most of my debt
3. Come home and hit reset on my life
THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “BOY”:
1. I play video games
2. I like boobs
3. I can’t really talk about my feelings
THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “GIRL”:
1. I like to spend money I don’t have
2. I like to gossip
3. I wonder what people think about when they see me
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My sense of humor
2. My intelligence
3. My ability to retain information
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My lack of motivation for certain things
2. My weight
3. My inability to express my true feelings
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German
2. English
3. Dutch
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Failure
2. Being alone forever
3. Creepy, crawly things
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Facebook
2. Work
3. Friends
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Sense of humor
2. Intelligence
3. Happy eyes
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO:
1. Get over her
2. Sleep well at night
3. Lose some weight
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING:
1. College professor (some day)
2. Motivational Speaker
3. Big fancy Army guy
TEN things you want to say to ten different people right now:
1. You are still my best friend and you always will be, regardless of everything else that has happened between us
2. I hope your daughter makes you happy and I know that you will be an excellent mother
3. I wish that you would give me a chance and not write me off so easily
4. I really do think that your wedding will be super awesome and I am looking forward to being there with you on your special day!
5. We really should spend more time hanging out. I think we could have some good times!
6. You really should top sweating the small stuff and only worry about things you can control
7. If I wasn’t such a tool, I would probably actually come visit you and reacquaint myself with an old friend.
8. I am glad that I have a friend like you, even though we don’t talk nearly as much as we should. It will be good to see you next week.
9. You need to take control of those things that you can affect in your life and stop being miserable just to be miserable. You deserve to be happier.
10. I hope that if we happen to be in Iraq at the same time, we will be able to hang out a bit and just shoot the shit.
EIGHT ways to win my heart:
1. Talk to me at least once every day
2. Watch stupid movies with me
3. Cook me yummy food, or allow me to do it for you
4. Sit on the couch and cuddle when appropriate
5. Let me watch football/baseball as appropriate
6. Laugh at my lame jokes sometimes
7. Share your hopes and dreams with me
8. Be spontaneous, but not all the time
SEVEN people of the opposite sex who mean a lot to you:
1. X
2. Stef
3. Jen
4. Kathy
5. Maya
6. Megan
7. Mom
SIX people of the same sex who mean a lot to you:
1. Bill
2. Mike
3. Dad
4. Tyson
5. Brandon
6. Jeff
FIVE things that cross your mind a lot
1. “Why can’t I sleep?”
2. “Am I going to be alone forever?”
3. “It is so hot in here”
4. “I need some more money”
5. “I don’t want to go to the gym in the morning”
FOUR things you do before you fall asleep:
1. Watch some TV
2. Turn on the fan
3. Turn on the alarm
4. Toss and turn
THREE songs that mean something to you:
1. The Luckiest – Ben Folds
2. Amazed – The Offspring
3. Army – Ben Folds
TWO confessions:
1. I’m not as in control of my life as I’d like to be and that scares me
2. I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up
ONE thing you’re thinking about right now:
1. Four days and a wake up…