My Life According to Ben Folds

Thanks Stacy. This was fun!

My Life According to…

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can’t use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “my life according to (band name)”.

Pick your Artist:
Ben Folds (Five)

Are you a male or female?
Bastard

How do you feel:
Selfless, Cold, and Composed

Describe where you currently live:
Effington

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Cologne

Your favorite form of transportation:
Errant Dog

Your best friend is:
Not the Same

You and your best friends are:
Rock This Bitch

What’s the weather like:
Fair

Favorite time of day:
Golden Slumbers

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
The Ascent of Stan

What is life to you:
Army

Your last relationship:
Evaporated

Your fear:
Regrets

What is the best advice you have to give:
Don’t Change Your Plans

Thought for the Day:
There’s Always Someone Cooler Than You

How I would like to die:
One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces

My soul’s present condition:
Gone

Most Faithful Companion:
Eddie Walker

My motto:
Learn to Live With What You Are