All right. So you read these blogs about me being a loser and striking out with the ladies and you start to feel a little sorry for me. Or you think I am pathetic. Whatever. But this here is the truth.
I have decided to make some drastic changes in my life. The fact of the matter is that I have become a male slut, especially recently. I can’t control myself. So, I have decided that in order to save the world from my future bastard children, I will be getting a vasectomy. I have an appointment and everything; April 1, 2009 at 9:00 am in Windsor. While I am not going to stop being a male slut, I think it is my duty to prevent unwanted pregnancies and the like, so I figure this is the best way to do it. Kids aren’t all they are cracked up to be, so I think I can deal with not having any. If I do meet that special someone, maybe this thing will be reversible. I guess we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.
So, anyway, you can stop worrying about the future of America. I will not be having children. Hopefully you will sleep better at night knowing this. If not, whatever.